Wednesday, June 1, 2011


It's time again to appreciate BDSM humor, so I'm redirecting you to a website labeled simply BDSM Humor. Sometimes you just have to laugh through the pain.

I'm reposting the list of Top Ten Things You Will Never Hear A Sub Say To Their Master/Mistress below with full credit to Aleister Blacke. Visit the BDSM Humor site for more guffaws.

So here goes the top ten--

#10: How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to put your leather pants in the washer?

#09: Yeah, right... SPANK THIS!

#08: Tomorrow night, I get to tie you up, right?

#07: God, you Dom's think the world should bow before you!

#06: And just what do you think you are going to do with that paddle?

#05: Sorry, I got a date tomorrow night. Some other time, perhaps?

#04: Spanking? I-THINK-NOT!

#03: Who died and left you in charge?

#02: Do your own damn laundry!

and the #1 thing you will never hear a sub say to their Master...

#01: What do I look like, your maid?